year end function

Tonight is our year end function.

I dread these yearly events, I really do.

Firstly, I find the entire thing to be a façade. Everyone is happy and smiling and laughing – you hear things like “oh Lee, you look gorgeous in that dress” or “Mathew! Look at you all dressed up in a suit this evening. Smashing!” Although, the minute backs are turned its more like “omg. How short is Lee’s dress? If it was any shorter it would be a scarf!” or “Matt looks like a small fat penguin in that suit. What was he thinking?”

I just find it all too fake because on Monday morning the usual bitchiness and backstabbing will resume.

So anyway – I will get over it and I will try embrace the festivities. The theme for the evening is smart, jazzy etc – etc… and it is being held at a fancy schmancy Hotel here on Durbans beachfront… should be pretty.

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I just hope I dont end up looking like poor Matt, a small fat penguin in a suit.