i win

We went to a family gathering last night. There was no special occasion – nothing to celebrate, just a spontaneous get together.

How it works in my family is that we all prepare a plate of eats – get together and spend time catching up and talking shit really.

Off I went to the local Spar to buy some ingredients for quiche. I always make quiche. It’s simple and quick to make.

While inspecting cheese last night I noticed rather yummy looking legs attached to a rather yummy looking ass standing quite near me from the corner of my eye. I was careful not to be caught staring, I did not want my boyfriend to see me checking out some other dudes ass… I decided to take a quick peek, give this dude a twice over and walk away – as I turned to look at him he turned to look at me – and our eyes locked in a stare.

It was my boyfriend! I had been checking out my very own boyfriend!!! I was finished. I thought it was quite funny – and I felt better about the entire situation.

Finally we arrived at my mother’s house – quiche in hand, and – mumsy darling had also made quiche.

“Your moms quiche looks much nicer than yours does” the boyfriend said.

“Take that back” I said.

Both he and my mom laughed.

An hour later after we had all helped ourselves to some eats and sat down my boyfriend announced with a mouth full of quiche “hmm, yum, this quiche is awesome – better than yours babe”

As I looked over at him, ready to smack him upside the head with a lamp close by I realized he was eating MY quiche… hehe, thinking it was my mothers.

So I win.

Waaah!