I’m going to fill you lot in on a little “not so secret”
I have this indecent obsession with a model / (I’m sure he wants to be an actor too) and I have had for some years now.
I quite litteraly break out in a sweat when ever I see pictures of him. The “Milk” one is quite famous as I know it…
I know that I’m in a very happy relationship and I love my boy to pieces… but c’mon… Jonathan Breeze?
Sorry babe, I would sell you for Jonatha Breeze.
So here is my plan. I shall become “crazy-psycho-stalker-boy” find his e-mail address and harass him.
I shall be relentless.
I will not stop until he crumbles and realises that I’m the man of his dreams and he makes me his lawfully bedded husband.
Yes.
That might work.
sigheth
10 comments:
You should get a list of celebrities you're allowed to sleep with. Be modern, do what 'Friends' do...
haha! Nik, my man would never fall for that ;)
Why? Would you? What if he presented you with a similar list? Would you go for it?
ooh. no. i'm the jeouls kind. Every time i saw people on TV or magazines on that list i would be frought with jealousy! haha. It would always be on my mind.
i don't think stalking is the only or the best way forward, but hey, I say YES to being pro active! :)
High five awesome post!
Mmmm... I suddenly feel like a BIG glass of milk.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow :)
I WANT TO LICK THE MILK OFF HIM
Ok, so:
- hunk . check
- milk . check
- oreos . not check (?)
Hey, where are the damn oreos??
Naughty images passed through my mind while watching this entry. I've gotta keep my purity, lol.
OMG. you are right.
Where. Are. The. Oreos????
i want to rub them all over him. hehe.
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