I, Wozzel, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Bottle of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chocolate
Steak
Long Island Iced Tea
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
Cheeseburgers
French Fries
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Strawberries
Chocolate
Daiquiri
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day!
Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, Love truly and forgive quickly..
4 comments:
After a small analysis I did on the data you provide, we can group and order the things you wish for:
Food related (incl. ice cream): 6
Chocolate: 5
Sex: 4
Alcoholic: 4
AND strawberries: 1 (a healthy group of its own)...
I could create multi coloured graphs on that, but I will not.
There are some things to consider... What can you make out of this data?
Are you sure you can have sex after all this food and chocolate? Is alcohol as important as sex? When you say chocolate, which type do you prefer?
By the way, daiquiri and margaritas I do love!
Haha! ok, firstly, chocolate is an aphrodisiac – which I’ve read. So yes, I’m sure I could find the energy. As for “a whole lot of food” first, well, I might need a nap first. Yes, alcohol and sex are quite high on my priority list.
lol... I don't think you need an aphrodisiac to get you going. My priority list would be quite similar...
Perfect list. I couldn't have summed it up better myself.
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