Ooh. Ooh.
I have news I must share! I’m so excited. I have found the most amazing kitchen appliance ever. It has changed my life. And I did not even have to buy it from Verimark.
It’s so shiny.
It is my wedger.
It wedges just about everything and anything that can be wedged!
It is important that you get an idea of the versatility of the invention I have gone so far off as to say;
“It has changed my life”
I kid you not.
No more boring salads at my house. My veggies will be wedged.
No more skinny potato chips with your steak. Oh no. Bring on a golden crispy potato wedges.
No more slicing apples to be poached. Be you wedged…
apple!
*Wozzel considers sending his CV to Vermimark to sell to sell kitchen appliances*
8 comments:
you must be thoroughly domesticated to get that excited about an appliance. mind you, the other day we got our first vacuum cleaner together and I was so excited I vacuumed the whole lounge!
Alwill, I'm well domesticated :) I love to be all kitcheny. haha. i'm well known for my cooking and baking, hence the weight gain over this last year. eeek.
I'm not a fan of cleaning though. Uuurgh. my boyfriend is overly OCD, so it balances out and he is in his element when dusting and vacuuming and all that..
Vermimark? Do they sell vermin too? :)
What do you call the one who wields the wedger? Do the device and the person have the same name?
You really should consider a career out of that. lol
Do wedge what has to be wedged, the lord has said!
I wish my partner liked washing up...We both cant stand it...but I also get excited about kitchen appliances...
Post a picture. I want to see what this thing looks like,
:)
Juz
I love kitchen gadgets but I do not know about this wedger. You should include a pic of it. I would like to see it
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