10 things we learned about dinosaurs from Jurassic Park

1. they’re easy to clone - even by people who cant make car door locks work.
2. they only eat bad people.
3. they move slower than American kids.
4. they grow incredibly quickly.
5. they can open kitchen doors.
6. they blend into their surroundings so well that people don’t
notice them until they’re practically right on top of them.
7. they sneeze. Just like human beings.
8. they can live on an island off the coast of Costa Rica without being spotted
by planes, helicopters or satellite camera and without dinosaur experts being aware of their existence.
9. some of them can be stroked.
10.their ultimate role in the great scheme of things is to persuade cynical
scientists that maybe kids aren’t so bad after all.