guess what? i'm gay!

I went through a “straight” phase.

I don’t know why.
Not like being gay was seen as a disease in my family.

Oh, I have an older sister who is a lesbiterian and an older brother who is gay. And, yes, there is an “and” a younger brother who is a pastor.

Makes for real interesting family reunions.

Anyway – back to me thinking/pretending I was straight.

An ex-girlfriend (please note this was still in high school, I came out my first year) found me on facebook and sent a friend request which I politely accepted. She obviously noticed my “relationship status” and immediately sent me a message.

“O.M.G – you are gay!”

So I replied “yeah, I kinda know that”

And she was like –

“omg”

And I was like –

“you know its all your fault right?”

And she was like –

“no fucking way”

And I was like –

“no. Get a life; it’s not all about you”

And she was like –

“hahahahahaha”

And I was all like,

“hahahahaha”

Random. I know.

I thought it was funny.