of year end functions.

It is that time of the year again.

The year end function *cue incredibly eerie music, if not for anything else other than dramatic effect*

Last year was a complete write off. Firstly, I wore green. Like bright illumo type green. Don’t ask. It just happened. It was a mistake. A pricey one. Secondly, I got completely wasted on tequila shots and proceeded to hit on and flirt with the cute intern (who is now employed here full time). In my horribly inebriated state I even insisted he drive me home and then told him he should come upstairs for a “cup of coffee”

I mean, a cup of coffee? Do people really say that?

I did.

Not to mention that I also MC’d the event (I do quite a bit of MC’ing) and was the talk of the town. I have not been allowed to forget this the entire year. I just hope someone else throws name this year so the heat can be transferred to someone
else.

Someone more deserving of the attention.

The theme: wait, you gotta here this, but first guess?





African! AFRICAN! Have you ever? How very original.

vok se die bok.

Has the “African” theme not been done enough? Really really? Could they not have
come up with anything?

So I’m left with a bit of a predicament.
I do not know what to wear!
How the hell do boyfriend and I add a “touch of African” to our outfits?

I don’t know.
I give up.
Maybe I will just hit the tequila again.